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Jac Vanek

Everything Hurts Tee

$39.00 USD

A little emo spin on a literary classic.  Maybe you pulled your back grabbing frozen nuggets out of the freezer.  Maybe you get a hangover from two glasses of wine these days.  Maybe it just hurts to exist.  Whatever it is, as elder emos…EVERYTHING hurts.  This shirt is fun to wear out in public because it will make everyone do a double take.  Printed on a gray t-shirt with black bubble ink.


  • 100% Cotton
  • Classic Fit
  • Unisex
  • Soft-washed pre-shrunk fabric
  • Puff Print
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